Mr. Apple Hunk- Soon- to- be Washing car

I woke up and determine to wash the car. Mr Green Apple (A friend who begins to indulge in Apple cult) teased me and told my dear it won't get me long enough to keep the car clean - Neh!! I am up to it and with the ONE objective in mind - to be soon look like the hunk you see in the picture.

http://www.healthstatus.com/calculate/cbc says that with my weigh by washing car will burn about 135 calories.

Dear gently reminds me her car is right there waiting for me...